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"Inverlair", Mardan South, Victoria, Australia

The following stories are memories from the Author's childhood.

 

These stories are dedicated to my grandchildren (Sarah, Isabel, Ryan & David) -

Commenced July, 2005. Last modified 7-Aug-2009. Geoffrey Allan.

Before I was your Grandpa I was a boy - just like Ryan and David. I was born on February 23rd, 1942 to my father and mother John McKinnon & Irma Enid ALLAN. My full name was Geoffrey Alexander Graham ALLAN. Thanks to them I was given the nickname GAGA in school.

For the first 15 years of my life I lived on the family farm "Inverlair" in Mardan South, Victoria, Australia. A farm that one hundred years before was nothing but gigantic trees and bush.

By the time I was born it was a dairy farm with 150 milking cows, a sheep farm with 200 stud sheep and a potato farm with 20 acres planted each year.

My father and mother worked very hard to see our family had enough food and clothing and that we went to school. We were a poor family by local standards. Every time we went to buy a car The Bank would turn us down. There was just too much owing for farm essentials.

But we did have an enormous back yard to play in. It had lots of hills, trees, creeks, farm animals (Cows, Horses, Sheep, even a "pet" pig that loved to cool off in the kitchen drain.

In season we could look forward to such fun jobs as harvesting hay, picking plums (apples and pears), shearing sheep, milking Mabel (and all the other cows).

 ( I would particularly like to thank Isabel for carefully editting my stories and making suggestions to improve them)

THE NIGHT I RAN AWAY FROM HOME

I was 8 years old at the time and not happy with having to wash dishes when my brother was allowed to work on the farm.

That's when I made the big announcement. I'm leaving and going to stay with my friend Noel.

I didn't understand why my mother was helping me pack my small suitcase; and, when she helped me on with my hat and coat I just assumed she didn't want me to get a cold.

I was quite proud as I walked down the garden path and out onto to the hill, where our house was built. There were no houses in sight and it was an unusually dark night except for the light coming from the back verandah. The wind was whistling through the pine trees sounding like a ghost - Oooooooh. In the brief time period I started to walk down the hill, the verandah light was turned off and one of our dogs started barking setting off a chorus of barking dogs from the farms around us, I even thought I heard a wolf howl, Owwwwl. I started to tremble, and then the moon slid behind the clouds and it was so dark I couldn't see where I was walking. I got a flashlight from my bag and turned it on, but it didn't work. Then I tripped and fell in the mud.

That is when my bravery failed me. I dropped the case and went running for my life back the way I came, up the hill, through the gate, along the path and up the steps of the verandah. I think I was crying as I started hammering on the back door and it seemed like it took forever for it to open. When it finally did there was my Mum with her arms wide open, so happy to have me back so soon.

 

CLIMBING THE PINE TREE.

This was a challenge I was up to. After all the trees were not that high and the branches were spaced close enough to make them like steps.

The object of my tree climbing was a bird's nest, near the top and out on a limb. My action plan was simple. Get to the first limb using the fence post next to the tree; use the other limbs for my feet; climb up to the branch with the nest; and, walk along that one while holding the one above.

This was not a new experience to me; I had climbed smaller trees where the nest was in the V formed by branch and trunk. As I climbed I gained new courage with each step. Wow, this is fantastic, I can see for miles from up here. My biggest surprise came when I was only a few feet from the limb that was to be my "bridge" out to the nest. The limbs looked closer together from the ground. Now that I was there my perspective had changed and I could see they were 6 feet apart, I would have to stretch my full height just to reach the upper one. I sat down for a moment to consider.

That's when I made my biggest mistake - I looked DOWN. I could see my younger sister, on the ground. It was so far down and I felt I was going to fall. I would have to give up on the nest and just try to climb back down. Climbing up happened to be the easy part. Going down was a lot harder, I also had to keep looking down - I froze.

Fortunately, my sister saw what was happening and went to get my mother. My Dad made me wait 2 hours up there until he finished milking the cows.

In the years that followed I was to climb many trees but never one so tall.

 

STUCK IN THE MUD

Have you ever had that sinking feeling?

The feeling that the further you go the deeper it gets.

I had this experience one-day as I was taking a short cut across the cow yard and I found the mud was almost up to the top of my boots.

It wasn't that deep, but I was only ten at the time and had visions of being dragged down like I had seen in the movies where someone stepped into quicksand.

As I turned to retreat I found lifting my boot was not as easy as lifting my leg. I couldn't move, if I lifted my leg but the boot stayed put, I tried to pull the boot up with my hand but I nearly over-balanced. Taking my boots off wasn't a solution

Either considering the content of the mud. This was a cowyard! Poop everywhere.

Yelling out to my dad was what I normally did when I was in trouble, but the milking was over and my dad was far away fixing a fence. It started raining and, without thinking, I turned as I lifted my leg and this time the boot came out so I kept zigzagging turning right then left until I got back to where I started.

I was so relieved I just stood there in the rain and laughed.

 

MAD MAGPIES ( Note: Magpies are black & white birds about the size of a pigeon)

Most birds become very aggressive when they are nesting. This allows for them to protect their eggs and chicks from predators and allow them to survive.

Magpies remain a part of our childhood experience because every year we were reminded, sometimes with little warning that spring had come.

From our house to the main road was a half mile track and along that track was a row of pine trees. We had to walk, or ride our bicycles, along that track to catch the school bus so we were potential victims of the magpies' defenses.

The first time was often the worse, swish, flap, snap, as the vicious "maggie" would swoop down at us without warning. After that and if we were constantly looking we might see them coming.

The only warning we usually got was to sudden swish as it dove straight down, flap its wings within feet of us, with a sudden rush of wind, and then snap as it pecked aiming for our scalp.

If we were lucky that warning was enough to raise our guard, but occasionally we would feel the peck on our head and reach up to find it bleeding. Once warned we could protect ourselves with a hat or stick or book bag.

 

FEEDING CALVES

As a boy I always enjoyed feeding the calves.

My sister and I did this in a pen near the milking shed which had 5 slots in one fence where the calves could poke their heads through to get to the feed buckets.

A few days after a calf was born it was weaned from its mother and kept with other calves in that pen. We had the job of teaching them to drink and to feed them twice daily. We would put some fresh warm milk in a bucket, go to the calf in the yard, dip our fingers in the milk, and let the calf suck them. As the calf licked our fingers we would dip them in the milk. This was to try and get the calf to lap the milk by itself. It only took a few tries for the new calf to learn how to drink.

After that the calf learned to find a slot and the waiting bucket of milk. You could tell it was happy by the way it wagged its tail as it drank by itself.

A few days later we would mix some pollard (wheat ground into a powder) with the milk to make it more nutritious.

Don't tell anyone this but we would also pretend we were in a rodeo and ride the calves around the yard. They were not at all happy and usually made enough noise to bring our father running.

 

BILLY CART

We would start building the cart with a spare potato box and three planks. We also need wheels which we would scavenge from an old pram or stroller.

One plank would be nailed across the rear of the box. The second would be nailed down the center of the box and out another foot on the front end of the box. The third plank was bolted in the center at front so it could turn. We would mount old pram axles on each cross bar and tie a rope to the ends of the front arm for steering.

Our house was on a hill with grass going down the steeper side finishing in a gentle slope where we could slow down.

On the other side was a dirt track around the side of the hill with a bank on one side and a cliff on the other. After a few hundred yards it would level out before going up smaller hill at the bottom. The track was always a challenge as it had ruts made by the rainwater and was very uneven. If you hit a rut the wrong way the cart would spin around and flip us out. We could also end up too close to the bank or go over the side.

On a successful run we could get to the bottom of the first hill with enough speed to get over the next and continue on for a quarter mile. On an unsuccessful run we might just get to the bottom of the first hill with a lot of bumps and dirt- before the cart. We had a lot of fun racing each other like a real derby.

Another cart we built by using the front of an old bicycle with the rope tied to the handle bars for steering. This was good on the steeper hill but a lot harder to steer.

 

SUMMER COOL

Summer was usually hot on our farm, often exceeding 100 degrees,

and we had to find ways to cool off. It could be a muddy dam, a cow trough, or a water tank that was almost empty. These were close at hand and OK if we needed a quick cool down.

Our favorite spot was a deep pool in the creek. This pool was about 2 miles from our home and surrounded by trees. The creek started as an underground spring that never dried up. To get to the pool we would walk across the paddocks, always on the watch for snakes. We would hang our clothes in a tree, climb out along a limb and plop into the delicious cool water. We didn't need towels, as just a few minutes in those temperatures were enough to dry off. We would often spend a whole afternoon at the pool.

We didn't need a clock either for we would hear old Bert, Dad's trusty dog, rounding up the cows for the evening milking. That's how we knew when to get our things together and head for home.

 

THE SHADOW THAT WAS NOT

One day as my 2 brothers and I were working on the farm we noticed a large tree on our neighbor's property a mile away that seemed to have an unusual shadow. As we watched the shadow kept growing in both directions and we realized something was wrong.

While our older brother took the car to ring for help, my younger brother jumped on the tractor and I on the tailbar and we set off at a speed too fast. At every bump in the paddock the tractor would bounce and I would find my feet in the air before landing back on the bar. As we passed a watering trough we stopped long enough to wet 2 hessian bags, we always carried, and raced to where the tree stood. When we got there the grass fire, the cause of the odd "shadow" had grown to 50 feet across and was getting bigger. It must have taken us 20 minutes to beat out the flames with the wet bags. I know we made several trips back to the water trough in the process.

Eventually the local fire brigade arrived to mop up and douse the flames in the tree's trunk. They were appreciative of our quick response for, had we not done so, the fire would have spread to longer grass, bracken fern, and the scrub nearby where it may have burned for days. 

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